11) @Pete_sinclair
How will I be celebrating the Jubilee this weekend? I'll be drinking in Bar Humbug.
Arise Sir Pete
10) @Fairysalad
Current charmer at bar informs me I'm a space cake (don't know), have big tits (incorrect) and that lesbians make him happy. Eject button?
Yeah go on, you are in the trade now after all
Yeah go on, you are in the trade now after all
Boulder and Bridgeport both claiming to be the oldest craft brewery in Colorado. ENOUGH DAMMIT! THIS IS HOW WE LOST TUPAC
8) @moanup
June walks into a bar, the bar man says 'why the long day?'
1-0 Germany. Gomez beats a half-arsed offside trap as easily as a 15-year-old sneaking past a Wetherspoon's bouncer, and slots it in.
Proud to say I've slowed my drinking down to only 7 nights a week
Dick Advocaat on the Russian bench, looking, as ever, like Mayor Quimby after a decade of Tennent's Super
4) @SWBrewery
Fridays mean nothing to us now, we have only two types of days, working or dead. #brewingtomorrow
3) @AntiJokeCat
A man walks into a bar, and his alcohol problem slowly tears his family apart.
2) @Moraybrewery
Win a Wife's weight in @moraybrewery beer! sign up here:
When I started the award for "most novel prize by a brewer wanting to boost number of twitter followers" last month didnt envisage it being a regular feature but this just might have topped @fallenbrew 's IQ effort from last month
1) @VerifiedDrunkunfollow
"I think I'll eat all the doughnuts now to get a jump start on breakfast tomorrow so I can have one more drink tonight." --alcoholic logic
OK I dont do that so much any more, but the sentiment still resonates
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