June 2012 Top Beer & Pub Tweets

Eleven of the best from June, a month dominated by a jubilee and the Euros. Starting the trawl with one for the monarchists


11)  @Pete_sinclair

How will I be celebrating the Jubilee this weekend? I'll be drinking in Bar Humbug.

Arise Sir Pete 

10)  @Fairysalad

Current charmer at bar informs me I'm a space cake (don't know), have big tits (incorrect) and that lesbians make him happy. Eject button?
Yeah go on, you are in the trade now after all

9)  @theWonderClam

Boulder and Bridgeport both claiming to be the oldest craft brewery in Colorado. ENOUGH DAMMIT! THIS IS HOW WE LOST TUPAC

8)  @moanup

June walks into a bar, the bar man says 'why the long day?'

7)  @BackoftheNetFFT

1-0 Germany. Gomez beats a half-arsed offside trap as easily as a 15-year-old sneaking past a Wetherspoon's bouncer, and slots it in.

Eat your heart out, Hansen

6)  @VerifiedDrunk

Proud to say I've slowed my drinking down to only 7 nights a week

Paul Calf: I'll stop drinking. OK, I'll cut down. On spirits. Through the week.

5)  @BackoftheNetFFT

Dick Advocaat on the Russian bench, looking, as ever, like Mayor Quimby after a decade of Tennent's Super

Dont get this level of simile on MoTD

4)  @SWBrewery

Fridays mean nothing to us now, we have only two types of days, working or dead. #brewingtomorrow

Aye, takes me back to those happy days in the Gulag

3)  @AntiJokeCat

A man walks into a bar, and his alcohol problem slowly tears his family apart.

All the darkness, but none of the humour


2)  @Moraybrewery

Win a Wife's weight in @moraybrewery beer! sign up here:

When I started the award for "most novel prize by a brewer wanting to boost number of twitter followers" last month didnt envisage it being a regular feature but this just might have topped @fallenbrew 's IQ effort from last month

1)  @VerifiedDrunkunfollow
"I think I'll eat all the doughnuts now to get a jump start on breakfast tomorrow so I can have one more drink tonight." --alcoholic logic
OK I dont do that so much any more, but the sentiment still resonates