Monday 2 April 2012

March 2012 Top Beer & Pub Tweets

Here it is then, the column that makes starting a new month almost worthwhile: A wry look back at the best of last month's Pub, Beer and general Drink related utterances scraped from the well worn sole of Twitter 

21)
Glasgow's BrewDog allow dogs. I hadn't realised. Out of the side of my eye I thought I saw a lion. It was a big dog. A big lovely dog. Ace.
Only follow this surrealist because @adamsh told me to, they are so unalike. Therein lies the beauty of Twitter

20)
5 of the funniest people on Twitter walk into a bar, and no one recognizes them.
Along with its anonymity of course

19)
Weekend thirst? CAMRA has picked a very strong list of top ales for : (We'd add 's Punk IPA)
Retweeted by
ShortList Totally stirring it there, but nice to see the Beardie liberation front playing along with the gag

18) Fyne Ales @Fyneales
On average every pint of beer needs 6 pints of water to make it. Fight the Hosepipe ban - drink Scottish Beer.
Marketing opportunity from natural crisis

 17)
Hungry and beer hungry, which first?

Beer hunger. That's why kebab shops are open after the pubs.
Wee insight into Stu's lifestyle there


16)
Eric Joyce MP has been 'banned from entering a pub.' Which one? I'm looking for somewhere I can have a quiet pint.


15)
There's a new pub in Glasgow called the Pourhouse? Pour doesn't even rhyme with poor in a Scottish accent
It does the way Eric Joyce pronounces it after he's had a few

14)
nail on head re: session beers. Some of us drink for the journey, others for the final destination. I prefer the journey
Stranded betwixt Pseuds Corner and Beer Philosophy Ken nailing his Zen colours to the mast there
 
13)
Looks like I'll get out for a beer tonight, been ages, well Monday
Without beer time is but a relative concept

Collectors item that one

12)
Last couple of mashes have been at 66.6°C! We are called DemonBrew after all ;-)


11)
Off for a pint with my father in law. He looks like Michael Parkinson, so if you see us, say hello. Though he might try and interview you.
Just a pity I don't have a book coming out soon

10)
Chap in the drum & monkey want 2 douchers, Freudian slip or wrong establishment on this block

9)
Well hello followers! Not been working today, guessing what our guest beers on reckon its vale spring ale3.9% ,dragonhead 4% ,red smiddy4.1
Something about The State's lackadaisical approach to tweeting that sets them apart from other Glasgow pubs

 
8)
Drinking a barrel aged blonde that tastes of coconut, its strange, I think in a good way, salty old school tanning oil
Single handedly reviving the tasting note of the month award there, but not quite strong enough to claim the top prize. Oh no. It goes to...
7)
Just tried the Leninenkugel's Wee Heavy... It tastes like corporate greed with an aftertaste of selling your family's legacy for $300M 


6)
Magic. Guy in the pub has been told not to fall asleep in the pub for a third time this week.
Give him a copy of the recently re launched Guzzler, sure to keep anyone awake

5)
Laurieston: Jarl, highlander, golf pro's & tennis ho's
Bar room poetry at its finest

4)
"it was a legitimate fire for tax purposes"
Just the sort of thing I was encouraging last month. Lets get that hashtag trending

Absolute genius Griffin sign Courtesy of @Borrachoeneldia


3)
Fletcher and levien kiss and make up with a pint of cauld reekie 6.2% . It's like a warm embrace in a glass. See you 6 tonight boys
The latest Glasgow pub to join Twitter showing worrying signs of delusion there. Lovely descritpion just the same.

2)
Three Words. That's all it takes to make the world a better place. Three Little Words. Say them now. "It's your round".
 
1)
In Glasgow there's a bar called Variety & an Indian restaurant called The Spice of Life. They're NOWHERE NEAR EACH OTHER.
Veritably a latter day Chic Murray
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