Saturday, 3 December 2011

Top Beer and Pub tweets November 2011

Ok here are the 15 best Beer, Pub and General drink related tweets from November 2011

15)
Adam Shafi
Prefer the straight glass, but better is the even taller, but narrower straight glass, pref oversized with pint to line ;-)
You forgot to ask for a maraschino cherry

14)
Panda Monium
: So you'll have had yir tea?”Yes... Bamboo with brown sauce and a pint of deuchars. Feel I'm fitting in
Beer and food pairing taken to the next level


13)
rhodeshannah
I just hope the bon gets some tempest on soon. Been told Monday. Fingers crossed.
Ken playing it cool over November's biggest beer happening in Glasgow. You mean you weren't there? Pity...

12) Couple of sporting related ones next

J P
Would like fans to know that although we got stuffed yesterday,I upheld our honor by drinking half of pompey under the table
Yeah, that always cheers me up after a bad loss, in the middle of a crap season, away from home,...


Edinburgh Pub
Mike Tindall - that was an expensive trip to the pub.


11)
Darren Randolph
Dublins buzzing tonight! Just a few quiet ones.......REEOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!
What is it like to celebrate qualification for a major tournament?

10)
Andy B
In a bar in Geneva. Drinking kwak and eating popcorn. This place confuses the fuck out of me

9)
Loch Ness Brewery
contemplating making some brown low abv characterless pishwater and calling it Loch Ness Best - any takers?
Just remember the good people at Dunbar won awards...for their marketing of that beer

8)
Joseph L. Quimby Jr
Heading to Edinburgh to play gig with Remember Remember. I'm hoping to get rubbered rubbered.
Hey Hey, my my, Rock and Roll will never die
 
 
7)
borrachoeneldia
Disappointed that after a day no one has made the WholePaypacket "joke" about the new Whole Food Market in the Mearns.
Brown Paypackets? With those perforated holes? in the Mearns? You're the one that is having a laugh 

6)
BeerCast Rich
By some coincidence I'm drinking a Rumble as well at the moment. It tastes like fabric softener
Tasting note of the month

5)
robsterowski
What kind of fabric softener do you use? I must get some
Rob sensing a bandwagon there

4)
HairyMonster AleselA
 We use those sheets that you put in the rumble dryer. Badum-tish!! I'll be here all week. Thank you.
Your name is Noel Edmonds. Thank you, and goodnight


3)
Colin M
Overheard at : "You're sitting there like some kind of Russian oligarch". You get a better class of insult in the west end


2)
Very Short Story
After a night of drinking in the bar, I woke up in a graveyard, the only place where women didn't walk away from me when I talked to them.
Quality contribution from longtime favourite

1)
Fullsteam Brewery
When someone suggests there are more calories in dark beer, politely ask them if burnt toast has more calories than lightly-toasted bread.
Clever, but the Socratic technique is doomed to failure when  deployed against beer bores

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