Top Beer and Pub tweets November 2011

Ok here are the 15 best Beer, Pub and General drink related tweets from November 2011

15)

AdamShAdam Shafi

@Counting__House Prefer the straight glass, but better is the even taller, but narrower straight glass, pref oversized with pint to line ;-)

You forgot to ask for a maraschino cherry

14)

PandaBloggerPanda Monium

@Kelvinbridgesue: @PandaBlogger So you'll have had yir tea?”Yes... Bamboo with brown sauce and a pint of deuchars. Feel I'm fitting in

Beer and food pairing taken to the next level

13)

rhodeshannahrhodeshannah

I just hope the bon gets some tempest on soon. Been told Monday. Fingers crossed. #glasgowbeer

Ken playing it cool over November's biggest beer happening in Glasgow. You mean you weren't there? Pity...

12) Couple of sporting related ones next

Glasgow_RedJ P

Would like #nffc fans to know that although we got stuffed yesterday,I upheld our honor by drinking half of pompey under the table
Yeah, that always cheers me up after a bad loss, in the middle of a crap season, away from home,...

EdinburghPubEdinburgh Pub

Mike Tindall - that was an expensive trip to the pub.


11)

Randz587Darren Randolph

Dublins buzzing tonight! Just a few quiet ones.......REEOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

What is it like to celebrate qualification for a major tournament?

10)

dianogahAndy B

In a bar in Geneva. Drinking kwak and eating popcorn. This place confuses the fuck out of me

9)

lochnessbreweryLoch Ness Brewery

contemplating making some brown low abv characterless pishwater and calling it Loch Ness Best - any takers?

Just remember the good people at Dunbar won awards...for their marketing of that beer

8)

Burrito_QuimbyJoseph L. Quimby Jr

Heading to Edinburgh to play gig with Remember Remember. I'm hoping to get rubbered rubbered.

Hey Hey, my my, Rock and Roll will never die

 

 

7)

borrachoeneldiaborrachoeneldia

Disappointed that after a day no one has made the WholePaypacket "joke" about the new Whole Food Market in the Mearns.

Brown Paypackets? With those perforated holes? in the Mearns? You're the one that is having a laugh 

6)

TheBeerCastBeerCast Rich

@robsterowski @AleselABeers By some coincidence I'm drinking a Rumble as well at the moment. It tastes like fabric softener

Tasting note of the month

5)

robsterowskirobsterowski

@TheBeerCast What kind of fabric softener do you use? I must get some

Rob sensing a bandwagon there

4)

AleselABeersHairyMonster AleselA

@TheBeerCast We use those sheets that you put in the rumble dryer. Badum-tish!! I'll be here all week. Thank you.

Your name is Noel Edmonds. Thank you, and goodnight


3)

colinbmxColin M

Overheard at @curlers_rest: "You're sitting there like some kind of Russian oligarch". You get a better class of insult in the west end

2)

VeryShortStoryVery Short Story

After a night of drinking in the bar, I woke up in a graveyard, the only place where women didn't walk away from me when I talked to them.
Quality contribution from longtime favourite

1)

@fullsteamFullsteam Brewery

When someone suggests there are more calories in dark beer, politely ask them if burnt toast has more calories than lightly-toasted bread.
Clever, but the Socratic technique is doomed to failure when  deployed against beer bores