April top Beer and Pub Tweets

The Twitter Trawl through of all things beery kicks off with a view from the other side of the bar 

 13) @AngelaHaggerty

Always one sleazy guy hanging off the bar at the end of the night #pubwork

Phew, glad I stayed in that night.

 

Meanwhile the Borderer upstarts have their own issues to deal with when it comes to obsessive types...

12)  @TempestAllan

Email just arrived in - "hello my name is Mr Peter Tempest and keep up the good work" people changing there name already, bad sign!

11)  @Stravalebeer

The old codger with his pint sitting down opposite me would make a great picture for a magazine

Before this guy got hacked seemed to be making a worthwhile contribution to all things Ale. Check for spam before clicking Follow

10)  @Lochnessbrewery

"DarkNESS a real threat to mankind says Pope" must prefer lighter hoppy ales to stouts?

Perhaps thats what JC had in mind with all the talk about the Truth, the Light & the Way
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And keeping it new Testament, here's Tweety

9)  @Tweetabixface

Working late, no holiday weekend beers for me till last orders - I expect to be the last supper.

8)  @CAMRA_Official

On April 21st, pig racing is on the agenda at The Pointer Inn, Alresford, Essex.

How can you possibly resist that? Note also "Agenda" as though the pig racing is part of a wider, more formal Business meeting.

Time for some of my favourite source of Twisdom, the overheard pisshead 

7)  @Tweetabixface

Come here son, I'm giving free history lessons. OK, go for it. I've been stood here for pure ages, gonny gies 2 pints. #barbanter

6)  @Borrachoeneldia

#bartalk `i like the new way of making ny drink` `we just put it in a different shaped glass` `oh`


5) @GlasgowsMales

*overheard outside sugar* bouncer : "no the night lads" guys reply "no what yer maws gonna say when we chap her door" #GlasgowsFinest #haha

That last contributor not the most obvious member of the Drinking, Mostly demographic, but little doubt she is the Glasgow-based twensation of recent times. Here's another post which I could sort of relate to

4)  @GlasgowsMales

Going into Lloyds and having to leave cause yer shoes urney meant to stick to the floor #black #GlasgowsFinest

Speaking of less obvious demographics WillBros looking to branch out
3)  @JLCarmichael

@HangingBatChris you missed the point. I want to see our beer in more strip bars and dives. I don't hang out in yuppy bars no more

2)  @Robsterowski

This coffee stout is too hot, flat, and doesn't have enough hops. Oh hang on, it actually is coffee.

Bringing us back to where we belong

...& finally this month's top spot with some finely obseved home-truths

1)  @paisleyBeerFest

The CAMRA Formation Handbag Swinging Team was in fine form today. And the Pram-Toy Chucking invitational went extremely well. #pbf12