Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Hull isn't Dull 1

Many are those who asked me why spend a long weekend in Hull? Lets face it there is an image problem: Grim, industrial, run down, end of the line. None of that put me off. Visited several cities up and down Eastern England during their beer festivals taking in the real ale pub circuit at the same time and over the recent mini heatwave added Kingston-upon- to that list. In the event the place turned out to have more than a few attractions and a bit of culture/history to it. Like a lot of towns dissected by dual carriageways, ring roads and bypasses you sense much of the character has been lost but sections retain their identity and charm.

They do things different in Hull

The Festival venue was the Mortimer Suite of the City Halls, a modestly fronted building on Paragon Street. Inside things were slightly grander: a carpeted dining area where the Halls staff served hot food; a domed central area housing the membership stalls, Tombola,Cider bar and (unchilled) foreign beer bottles; and a picture gallery room with three bars. Don't go to festivals or pubs to drink bottled beer so straight to the casks it was.

As a long time fan of fruity, slightly sour Red ales and being on a mission to try the more obscure local beers the presence of Big River's Big Red(3.9%) from nearby Brough made the first choice an easy one. Found the malt drowned out just about everything else suggesting to me Big River are new to the game. There were some slightly sour fruit notes (raspberries/brambles) in the background and maybe some green apples too. All round not a bad effort, going in the right direction. Next brew hope Big River go for it and not be afraid to push up the sharpness levels with more hop action. Next day I tried the same brewery's Windjammer (4.7%) and was much more impressed. Started off slowly with some noticeably peppery, slightly spicy hops. Quite boozy with a sweetish after-taste that developed down the glass. One of those beers that sneaks up on you to the point where you didn't notice how much you were enjoying it till it has gone.


Another grower was Leyden's Black Pudding Mild (3.8%) Well-roasted malt, creamy body, peppery with mellower after-taste. Possibly drank this out of sequence amid some higher gravity beers so it speaks volumes for its quality that it not only held its own but stood out.


Cleverly bars were named North, South and West with brewers arranged geographically by their relation to Hull. No need for an East bar because until someone starts up a micro on an Oil rig no brewer is located due east of Hull. Not a huge selection compared to some festivals but of the 70 beers on offer I was at best on mere nodding acquaintance terms with about half the breweries. That meant plenty of opportunity to taste something new.
Day 1 of E Yorks 2011 Hull Beer Festival 

Being a keen peruser of the beer list I spotted two along similar lines in the programme: Amber's Chocolate Orange Stout and Dunham Massey's Chocolate Cherry Mild. Never one to miss a bandwagon jumped straight on the latter. Not totally convinced by this 3.8% effort. Tasted a bit thin/watery for a mild and the cherry seemed to be from some sort of concentrate as though it has been stuck on as an afterthought. The Amber Stout didn't appear until the next session. This was a decent roast malt stout at 4.0% but tasted more of vanilla than orange to me. So perhaps this fruity dark beer bandwagon has run its course and it was time to get off.

Whitstable's Kentish Reserve (5.0%) seemed as good a jumping off point as any. Brown with a warm mouth feel and a good alcoholic buzz countered with creamy malt led to a nourishing finish. Nothing ground breaking but nothing off-putting either. Then begin to notice the richer fruity tones like burnt orange and maybe some nuttiness too. And then its finished and I want more but there are too many other temptations. Oh well file it away and hope to come across it again somewhere.


A beer I will definitely be looking for in the future in Empire's Imperium (5.1%) It was yellow tasted of tropical fruits like grapefruit and kiwis. It reached right to the back of the tongue and came atop a nice biscuity malt base. At the time I thought it was right up there with Jaipur from Thornbridge, which was lucky since their beers didn't show up for this festival.


Most festivals choose between token or a Cash payment system. Hull like to do things their own way with a hybrid. Tokens worth £1.40 are sold at the door. This will buy you a half of gravity beer up to 4.5 ABV. If you order something on handpull you need to add 10p for a half or 20p for a pint. Same goes if you want anything above 4.5%. If you want a combination of handpull & ABV > 4.5... you need to consult some sort of decision flowchart. Luckily I didn't buy any foreign beer or cider because things got really complicated there. Not going to criticise here because everyone knows the responsibility of organising can be a pain and how forced compromises produce over engineered solutions. That said it does strike me they've ended up with the downsides to both systems and benefits of neither.


From the recent Sainsbury's Great British Beer Hunt which the Beer Monkey has written about here & here I was familiar with Wold Top. Their Golden Summer was among the top five of that range tried to date. So cask Big Sky (3.9%) couldn't be missed. Unfortunately not sure it was in perfect condition as there was a slight haze to it and rather than the clean hoppy finish expected from the notes I got more the tanginess of stewed Granny Smith apples and very little balancing malt.

Another familiar brewery was Abbeydale. Despite being on exploratory mode decided Sheffield counted as local to Hull so managed to squeeze in a couple of halves across my two Festival sessions. The Deception (4.1%) was a new brew to me and this straw coloured soft mouth feel, dry tropical fruit flavoured gem got me back on course. Delicious. The Black Mass I had next day was as in just as good nick. At 6.7% may not have been ideal for a heatwave but the lasting bitter bite gave me something to remember.

In a similar vein was Old Spot's Spot of Bother (5.5%). Bitter roast, unyieldingly so. Didn't really get the Chocolate ice cream referred to in the tasting notes but I did get the bitterness, that certainly stayed with me. Another dark beer sampled were Great Newsome's Jem's Stout. Had high hopes for this beer and brewery generally. Did my homework and realised they were an East Yorks brewery well regarded. However this 4.3% stout lacked something. First sniff suggested a smoky experience but in the event I got more caramel. It had a decent enough body but too sweet for that style, almost to the point of being sickly.


Didn't get round to Great Newsome's two other beers at the festival after that and curiously didn't find any in the pubs of Hull. However going home via Manchester did come across Wandering Wheaterer(4.2%) in the Boggarts Hole Microbar (Arndale Centre) This was a much more pleasant proposition. Again there was sweetness but more subtle and sat better in this Wheatbeer/Golden ale mash up style of beer. Zestiness of the wheat probably helped. So moral is don't write off a brewery on basis of one bad beer.

Another reason not to be put off is by a name Fat Cat's Marmalade Cat(5.5%) had a sort of childish, self referencing one that could have mitigated against it. I only ordered because something else I was looking for had gone. Asking the bar staff my usual question of "What's selling well? What won't last till tomorrow?" I was pointed in the direction of this copper coloured strong bitter. It had tangey breakfast orange conserve sitting on top of robustly alcoholic warm malt.


Of the other beers sampled two were new to me and both being yellow with a slight haze made me reluctant to judge them too harshly. Great Oakley's Wagtail(3.9%) had a crisp bitterness which lingered almost too long. Quenching just the same. Brown Cow's Sessions(3.6%) was a Pale'n hoppy number. Grassy, let down by that over sweet digestive biscuit malt you get in so many Golden ale style beers. Perhaps under better conditions these new world hop beers could be better appreciated.

The unseasonably warm weather gave the hard-working staff an extra task of keeping the beer cool. As I left at 4pm on the Friday they were spraying down the casks to keep the temperatures down. With the Friday night session being all ticket and Saturday as the last day of the festival which experience tells me to avoid I said goodbye and headed for a pub crawl round Hull which you can read about next.

By the close of play 1800+ visitors drunk most of the beer and cider on offer. Thanks to all the Organisers and Staff for producing a great beer festival and good luck for 22nd to 24th March 2012

Keep in mind It Is All About The Beers so to finish here are my top five beers of the festival:
5) Fat Cat's Marmalade Cat
4) Abbeydale's Deception
3) Whistable's Kentish Reserve
2) Leyden's Black Pudding
1) Empire's Imperium

Friday, 2 September 2011

August Top Beer & Pub Tweets

28 of the best Beer, Pub or alcohol related tweets from August 2011

28) Bet ye you're one of those arseholes who walk intae Nice 'N' Sleazy's with a bike and a guitar. Fucking bet ye. Get oot
@amandacraig
That will be this month's admissions policy established

27) So, as I stumble past the prim and perfect blonde girl I think; 'You may be prettier than me, but I've had a shit load more beer'.
@fairysalad
Key to a happy life is focusing on those core values

26) Dismayed to note that my four-year boycott of the Park Bar has brought no chance in policy re selection of cask ales
@sundancemckid
If this tweet is part of that campaign could be counter productive. Sort of forgot the Park did cask beer. Now you've reminded me I'll be dropping in for some fundamentally pedestrian cask bitter soon.

Think CBoS & CBoB awards are all fun? Five days
 a week ah'm having to fire up they mashtuns
 tae keep up wi demand


25) If I'm honest, the only thing keeping me in Scotland is the "malt of the month" concept
@willmill82
I came for the free Tertiary education I stayed for the cheap, good quality booze

24) Just spoke to my boss and he's had an idea that is absolute genius. Genius!
@TheBlackIsleBoy
One thing that will never hurt a career is highlighting genius in a supervisor

23) Quite like the idea of home brewing beer. I think I'd call my first beer 'CHESHIRE FUCKBOMB' and see how that goes down.

Long week at work? Kids stressing you out? Have a CHESHIRE FUCKBOMB and taste the affluence and beauty of rural Cheshire. #Advertising
@TheWeeman7
Go for it, those Brewdog laggards won't know what hit 'em. TheWeeman does his own top Tweets. Quite good it is too. Not that I'm linking to it or anything

22) About to smuggle the rest of my beer out of the pub and go home
@colinbmx
Get a growler, Col

21) At George Square, @Fyneales bar. £3.10 a pint. Plastic glasses. Insufferable sound of bagpipes
@thethreesheets
Never the rose without the prick

Renfrewshire CAMRA members
recoil in hysteria/terror  

20) Inspired by this next tweet from Scott initiating a regular Tasting notes for Pseuds feature here at Drinking, Mostly:
Came across this, recent launch of one of my favourites in NY guy says its "heavily-junipered" I'll use that someday
@barbiographer
Not If I get in ahead of you, you won't.

New A le Review! Glastonbury Ales - Hedge Monkey 4.6%: Taste: marzipan! Algae scented cigarette skins.
@aleguider

Has anyone tried the ballast point habanero sculpin? The chilli kicks like an eight legged donkey. Phew! #gbbf
@rhodeshannah
Sounds like Wonderstuff to me

This bottled Traditional Scottish Ales Lomond Gold is better than I expected.
@desdemoor
Hardly a ringing endorsement. Damned by faint praise

Yellowhammer - refreshingly understated in times when it seems that only the loudest shouters think they'll be heard
@GrogansDrinking
Poetic, if uninformative

19) Taxi driver on the Olympics: 'if you live in London you may as well commit suicide for 2 weeks.' I am pretty sure that is not how it works
@BrewDogJames
Why kill time when you can kill yourself? I had that Tony Hancock in the back of my cab once. Very morose man.

18) While I'm crowd sourcing, any ideas for the BEER debate next issue? (let's steer clear of craft and the "Scottish brewery" for now)
@WBandBEER
Growing sense of Deja Vu with this Brewdog/Camra spat. Then it dawned on me: just re-enacting the Whitbread conflict from the 80's. Saw that lot off no bother....

17) Bit of a heavy start this month so here are some snappy one-liners to break things up:
A zombie walks into a pub. "Why the long face?" asks the barman. "My girlfriend's having an affair with my brother. I said he cadaver."
@Its_Death

Just met an inhibited vintner. Advised him not to keep things bottled up.

Our local has just started serving surreal ale. Just ordered a half a pint of soft clocks
@JulianDutton1

Gran'Paw's in. He's ower tired efter huntin' fir Grouse a' day wi'oot any luck. He had tae make do wi' Whyte an' Mackay instead :{D
@Mr_Paw_Broon
Right enough of that, back to the heavy stuff

16) "Ever since the Riots all I've ever wanted was a black girlfriend" (Porno for Pyros)
I try to go to Cardiff: the volcano stops me. Plan to go to London: riots. Not even going to try going to the pub for fear of Prohibition
@thethreesheets
It's all about ME

Last time I got stuck in a riot I took refuge in a pub. Should've bought that new @desdemoor book... In London tomorrow...
@Lupulucy

It's the middle of the festival in Edinburgh at the moment. No point in scumbags rioting here, no one would notice
@TheBlackIsleBoy

Finally something of value to take onto @C4fourrooms.
Courtesy of @TomBrogan


15) Next wee section all about 'Spoons:
Too many jakes scare off #glasgowbeer folk. Its no @HenglersAles or Last Post that's for sure!
@Glasgow_Red
On the Crystal Palace refurbishment

@Glasgow_Red aye we keep our jakes out and top quality beer in! Award winning ales coming up this week too! #glasgowbeer
@HenglersAles
Nice bit of fraternalism between 'spoons outlets there

Looking forward to running out of Traditional Scottish this weekend, that means its been a great success!! #glasgowbeer
@HenglersAles
Aye, and it will be safe for Des and the rest of us to go back in.

I query the price of a pint, next thing I know I'm told I'm no longer being served. Cheers, Society Room! #glasgowbeer
@willmill82
Hmmmmm....don't worry Readers, Will & the Society Rooms have since made up.

Received the post I look forward to each year - my £20 of Wetherspoons Real Ale vouchers courtesy of @camra_official (am I kidding?)
@Glasgow_Red
Don't get value like that on the Equity for Part time Punks scheme

14) In the finest Calvinist traditions a night of imbibing has to be paid for and many a tweeterer this month was dwelling on the aftermath:
Er....was so drunk in there one night and arguing prices of lambics, I'll wait until the barstaff have graduated and moved on
@thethreesheets
With levels of Student debt that could be a while

I'm very embarrassed about last nights tweet. Someone must have put alcohol in my alcohol
@Jo_Caulfield
Variation on an old cracker, Marx wasn't it? Never drink and tweet. I speak from experience.

Shrapnel count from last night: £18.37 Not a record but it's up there.
@dianogah
Be sure and update your spreadsheet

Hangover: storm force 10 but falling slowly, bastard settling in behind the eyes but bacon sarnie imminent bringing brighter outlook.
@VeeringWest
This guy is my favourite discovery of August

13) Meanwhile over in the cultured half of the Central Belt the Festival was underway
You can tell the Festival has started.....people pulling travel cases behind them are EVERYWHERE! Stop walking around and go to Mathers Pub!
@EdinburghPub

Can't wait for Edinburgh tomorrow. Shite ghost tour then BEVY. I hate Edinburgh
@amandacraig
Tweeted like a true Weedgie.

The Festival officially starts tonight... Late drink hours ....3am for pubs and 5am for clubs. Some then open 6am. Welcome to Edinburgh!
@EdinburghPub
OK, but I'm sure the founders had something else in mind all those years ago

Now that the tourists have gone home, I can get some peace, until next year
@Oxford Bar
Edinburgh's famous Oxford Bar started tweeting on the last day of August. Still made the top 28. Could fill next month's blog from his timeline already.Top curmudgeonliness

12) Of course August also saw the REAL Festival at Earls Court making those left at home melancholic
On walk home. Glasgow pubs all seem a bit empty. Has everyone gone to #gbbf?
@thethreesheets
I wandered lonely as a Twitterer/ When all at once I saw a crowd/...

Would everyone stop texting me about the beers they are having at GBBF, your doing my nut in! wishing i was there
@TempestAllan
Meanwhile in Kelso they took it like men

@BrewDogJames You were right to stay away from #GBBF It is full of sandal wearing old age gits, from the 70's.
@SW6BadgerJack
Oh stop it. BrewDog don't need any encouragement & CAMRA the stereotyping even less.

I just clapped a speech by a coalition minister(Tory) on community impact of pub closures. FFS, I won't be allowed back in Glasgow #gbbf
@rhodeshannah
Mugshot already posted at the border, 6 months in a re-education camp awaits. Do you the world of good.

This is what you can expect to see over on
BeerMonkey's blog. Competitions too
11) Sex and the weather from the Shipping Forecast
General synopsis at 1500 on Friday: hours left at work 3 , possibly 2, early bunk likely. Beer probable later. Karaoke warning. Oh yeah.

Libido: Northerly strong 7 or 8 initially, blimey, occasionally crikey, but veering southerly later following lager. Deep low by midnight.
@VeeringWest

10) Discussing the sexual dynamics of 100 acre wood. Who is Roo's father and was Kanga a prostitute... Pub philosophy at its best? No
@TheBlackIsleBoy
No

9) Went on a date with a guy who LOVED his local Wetherspoons, said 'some people he knew' even took Mondays off to spend there.
@nationdon
He didn't pay for his rounds with 50p CAMRA vouchers? Slight East Midlands accent? No? Thank goodness for that, eh @Glasgow_Red?

Another doubled up on every drink he bought himself. I was on soft drinks. He attempted a "move" and fell over.
@dobster1870
Last 2 were via @rhodri who compiled an excellent list of failed dates. Well worth seeking out. But like I said earlier: Not here to drive traffic to other peoples sites.

It's the ECONOMY, stupid
8) Stockmarket: dire turning dismal, then terrible leading to holy fucking shit. Depression bringing heavy rain of stockbrokers. Oh well. Pub?
@VeeringWest
Couldn't resist one last plug. If you're not already following then, well, you know ... just what do you want from Twitter? Bunch of FannyMuppets (©@RidHeid)

7) In Sarkozy's wardrobe dressed as Mr Tumnus covering over my recent 'deposit' with a puke covered hoof. Absinthe Thursday going to plan
@BenedictFarse
No idea what this means either but too absurd to omit & absinthe just about qualifies as drink? right?

6) In the 1901 pub on Pollokshaws road, well run place with new paint job, but very quiet for a pleasant afternoon, are southsiders that skint?
@barbiographer
Nah, not skint just very careful. Besides it's still the 1950s in most parts of Cathcart. Folk don't go drinking on midweek afternoons

Now do you see why @YoungsBeers had to give up brewing?


OK into the final stretch and Glasgow has been dominated by World War Z circus
LIFE, DEATH & THE UNDEAD
5) TOP TIP for @thelangside - provide a smoking area out back so the people standing out front don't scare away potential customers ;)
@Glasgow_Red
Joe keeping it real there as he identifies smokers as a bigger threat than the zombies

4) Sammy Dow's cairngorm highland ipa + old mortality (the beer rather than the congenital human condition) #glasgowbeer
@tweetabixface
Death and the southside

3) Starting on my book "300 Beers You Should Try After You Die". Just waiting for God to get back to me with the list of what's available
@robsterowski
Whilst some of us can't even contemplate the hereafter without reference to a deity, or in Rob's case a beer.

2) Life is about the journey. Not the destination. Unless the destination is the pub. In which case, give it some legs.
@Its_Death

1) Anywhere got Brains, need Brains.... #glasgowbeer
@tweetabixface
Only going to be one winner this month

Tuesday, 2 August 2011

July Top Beer & Pub Tweets

31 days of July, 31 of the best beer and pub related tweets

31) Belated congrats to @OranMorGlasgow, Ub Chip and others @ Dram Awards. Wld have liked invite, but not 1 to whine, at least not 2 loudly
@barbiographer

Exactly Scott: how are us ordinary Joes meant to keep up with the latest Design Award news if you citizen journalists are being excluded from the ceremonies? I feel your pain, but not too much

30) Couldn't help but overhear 2 lagermen at the bar promoting fizzy p*sh over ale because it didn't have too much taste - the defence rests!
@lochnessbrewery
Damn, didn't even know that trial had started. Think tickets still available for the Public Gallery?

29) One tequila Two tequila Three tequila....Floor
@EdinburghPub

Remember kids: DrinkAware

Good to see @theBonAccord joining in the fun

28) SPL football classics continue tonight: Dunfermline v St Mirren (showing live at Mathers, Ye Olde Inn, Spiers Bar) Let the good times roll!
@EdinburghPub
Definition of classic I was previously unacquainted with.

27) This idiot woman at the Nike store kept referring to their selection of "beer drinking couch pants" as "yoga pants".
@JennyJohnsonHi5
Normally I wouldn't condone shopping at Nike stores but this little pearl struck a chord with me, as did...

26) I felt kind of sad sitting in a restaurant alone eating lunch, then I saw a woman with 6 kids and I felt fucking awesome
@JennyJohnsonHi5
Two for the price of one there. 

25) Dear Polmailly Hotel - Do everyone a favour who enjoys the Scottish Highlands and close down - you are a disgrace! #robbingbarstewards
@lochnessbrewery
So no Taste of Scotland nomination there then. Plenty of potential with that hashtag, mind.



@thethreesheets & @Rhodeshannah messing
around with @the3Judges board


24) Are the Judges REALLY selling Carlsberg Spesh? #ivebeenpunkd
@willmill82

Don't feel bad, I too was fooled. Halfway into town before realising this Judges snap had probably been photoshopped. Probably.

23) Cool things next week: 1) BrewDog Photo Competition 2) BrewDog Annual Staff Party 3) Black Tokyo Horizon 4) Brewing a golden imperial stout
@BrewDogJames

So just to be clear: You're definitely not going to Earls Court for the GBBF then?

22) Dear @stephenfry, the laminate flooring at the Euston Tap has seen better days. Please RT.
@willmill82

Alas some things are beyond the power even of the Grand old Dame of Twitter

Are you following me to @Jocktoberfest? 9& 10 September,
Are you? Aw, it's gonnae be great man


21) Hi, I used to drink Corona until 6 months ago when I discovered Brewdog. Now I'm going to lecture CAMRA about good beer
@Robsterowski

Even the longest journey starts with one small step.

20) Haha, nice. I used to drink Tennent's until 6 months ago when I discovered Brewdog. I now have their tattoo in my face
@Fvbrenk

Frits ups the ante

19) "refreshingbeer.blogspot.com is probably written by a male somewhere between 66-100 years old. " Get off my lawn.
@Robsterowski

Yeah get off his lawn, Brewdog are outside and they need somewhere to park their tanks.

18) The Health Reform Party continued with their edict, outlawing coffee. With alcohol and nicotine already gone, the last legal drug was sugar
@VeryShortStory

Told you about this guy before so you know the drill. He does requests too, just send him a word and he'll create a story around it

17) Brewdog's James Watt just confused me for @robsterowski. Awkward!
Hi, @BrewDogJames. I'm me, @robsterowski is him. Hth. Ps loving the booze
@WillMill82

Will got hit in the crossfire, and even he may not be able to say which Fall track that lyrical snippet featured on....

16) @willmill82 @Glasgow_Red i see why you want brewdog to sponsor the 'wall. Both controversial, inconsistent and all mouth.
@rhodeshannah

Kenny adding a unique Lahndan football perspective to the Craft/Keg debate. Which part of Campaign for Real Ale don't you understand?

15) 800 Golden Oldies Hockey Players coming tomorrow so best avoid 12pm - 4pm
@traquairhouse

Don't forget: Twitter isn't just there for the nasty things in life such as sniping and casual sarcasm. Oh no, there is a public service information aspect to it as well.

14) Guy at the bar firing into the half pints and ticking off beers in a book of beer notes that looks likes it was his grandfather's before his
@thethreesheets

So you've actually seen the author of refreshingbeer.blogspot.com then?

13) The Langside: D-IPA & Marstons EPA - OK pale ale, Pedigree would be better. Food looks ex value, WiFi friendly
@adamsh

If your enjoyment of a fundamentally pedestrian cask bitter has ever been ruined by the absence of broadband access for handheld mobile devices then Adam has found the ideal Southside boozer for you.

12) Bravo for Chiswick Brewer Mister FULLER who does celebrate his noted Ale 'pon the Twitter today #LondonPride
@DrSamuelJohnson

Best of numerous posts along these lines generally reflecting more enlightened attitudes amongst the, lets face it, socially conservative real ale drinking community. You've come a long way baby.
It's rather loud, brash and slightly camp. It must be the RSAMD ball!
@Glasgow_Red

And just to ram the point home here is Joe having a ball at the ball

11) Haye Fever in Edinburgh last night. Pubs - who paid the money - were packed out. Broken toes everywhere. Naebody greetin about it tho
@EdinburghPub

As sporting excuses go suspect this one will outlast the HayeMaker's career. And did you notice how I avoided an easy, cheap crack about Edinburghers parsimony?

These should be the minimum entry level requirements for all pubs.
Courtesay of @Dianogah


10) Poured some shite pints today. Somebody asked for a lager I didn't know and I was like that "fuck it, he's getting a Tennent's". Smooooth
@amandacraig

Amanda has been doing some quality tweeting from behind the bar of a, ahem, large pub chain with which us fiscally challenged Real Ale troughers are all too famillar. Reluctant to blog any of them for fear of jeopardising her employment. However now she is pursuing career opportunities elsewhere here are a couple more choice cuts:

9) Talking tae nae cunt. Throwing words into the abyss Make of them what ye will. John Smiths is aff the noo, want a Guinness instead?
@amandacraig
Just love all this stream of consciousness stuff
GET OOT MA PUB! RT @ordinalsuffix: @amandacraig See if I wanted a Guinness, I'd have asked for a Guinness. Nah, fuck it, geez a Guinness
@amandacraig
She's like a female, Glasgow version of Hunter S Thompson. Not going to tell you which pub these gems got posted from but Tony's up next with a very big clue...

8) Good staff in the Counting House? Wow. That's only in halfs. I know. You want 2? Dark Island Reserve still on #glasgowbeer
@anthonyqkiernan

Aye, they work hard for the money. So be sure to treat them right.

7) The outside bit at The Three Judges is full of extremely sweary women, and me
@colinbmx

Colin sounding just a little bit threatened there. Lets hope he doesn't bump into Amanda.

6) its hot in the pot, come blow on the bar staff to keep them cool :)
@potstillglasgow

Buy a fan you bunch of tightwads

5) We hate Abbot Ale at Mashed, but can't help but love Abbot Reserve. Especially at 1.80 per pint in Society Room. #abbotno #abbotreserveyes
@MashedBrewery

Mashed expressing a sentiment that has crossed all our minds at some point. How can the same brewer/brewery make such a brilliant beer amidst so much fundamentally pedestrian cask bitter? Creative use of the Hashtags. Bit wary of first person plural though.

4) Last episode of current series of Four Rooms this eve on Ch4 8pm http://t.co/M3Uibf1 for the next series I'll be on selling my beer mats
@barbiographer

Not so sure about this one Scott, sounds like another one of your get rich quick schemes destined to end in disappointment. Just make sure you get that crazy Goth woman out the way first. She never offers the true value of anything. And for goodness sake don't settle for a round of 70/- with a packet of crisps thrown in.

3) Enjoy the Open Golf and your beer this weekend, but remember Dean Martin's words of warning: "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
@EdinburghPub

Ah the great Deano. Only he could get a laugh out of the twin evils of drink driving and stickball

2) I've been attempting to smuggle Stella 'cross th'Scottish border in a suitcase, but th'incessant drunk'n singing blew our cover.
@JonathanSwift79

If only ABInBev had encountered the same difficulties.

1) Backstage #tinthepark Sandwiches, warm beer, distant roar of crowd. I was never a contestant on Bullseye but I imagine it felt like this
@BobServant

Yeah, and a speedboat would be as much use to you there as it was for those winning contestants.

Friday, 1 July 2011

June 2011 Top20 Beer & Pub Tweets

Started this blog because I thought I would have something to say about beer at least once a week. But finding an interesting and original opinion is harder than you would think. So in order to keep the momentum going until something else occurs to me here is a top 20 Beer and Pub Tweets from last month, June 2011.

20) Is a convert to wee bottles of wine. They fit neatly into a bag or coat pocket,and represent good value for those looking to drink on the go @sundancemckid
-Yep, you've always got to be open to innovative ways of expanding your drinking repertoire

19) You can now do a pub crawl in Battlefield. From the Langside to the Clockwork and back again @robsterowski
-Rob, kind of over egging the southside pudding there

18) All these new beer styles are becoming a little bemusing. The latest I've found is RDIIPA... @Molendinarbrew
-Andrew speaking for all of us who yearn for those simpler times of 60/-, 70/-, 80/- and if you were really lucky the odd 90/-.

17) Wasn't really expecting burlesque dancing to the Andrews Sisters #GlasgowMela @ali_king
-Nobody expects burlesque dancing to the Andrews Sisters. That's what makes it the perfect accompaniment.

16) Jaipur in Soc Room. Place is packed. This is coincidental @willmill82
-Will there pondering the finer points of Aristotelian cause and effect philosophy in a Lloyds No 1 Bar

15) I taught my dog to talk. I made him my wingman and went out to pick up women, but he answered honestly when asked if I was worth dating. @VeryShortStory
-OK, only a tenuous connection to beer and pubs but @VeryShortStory is THE best thing about twitter and you really need to be following him.

14) Ilkley Brewey Dark IPA 5%. Paisley Last Post. Reminds me of Andechs Dunkels without the sour waitress @OGCC
-True story: Motherwell football hooligan crew the Saturday Service were through for a game at Love street. Keeping themselves amused whilst waiting to be served in the Last Post they struck up a chant of "Saturday Service, Saturday service. We are the Saturday Service!"
Barmaid,"If youse dont shut up you'll no get served at all"
Not a sound in reply from Lanarkshire's hardest casuals. Class. 

13) Asked if I was 'James from tWattDog'. I was wearing my 'Im James from tWattDog' t-shirt & stood outside our new bar shouting CRAFT at people @tWattDogJames
-It really is getting harder to differentiate between the original and the Parody
 
                                          How is my Marketing? freephone Fraserburgh 666666

12) Orkney Dark Island @ Fisherman's Tavern in Broughty Ferry & Ferry Tap in S. Queensferry- prob ~20 years ago - still great !  @AdamSh
-Is this Beer or Ferry nostalgia you're indulging in here?

11) Good to hear that a new Real Ale pub @thelangside is opening up on the @southsidehap in Battlefield.Hopefully makes Clockwork improve... @Glasgow_Red
-And its always good to see someone on the Left putting so much faith in Market forces. What was it Stalin said about two steps forward, one step back when he allowed an element of private ownership in the collective farms to boost production?

10) Great quote from Zimbabwe Information Minister coming up...'The British problem is they behaved like a drunkard who climbed a tree overnight only to wake up in the morning naked and unable to come down and so conjures up all stories to justify why they are there, and it takes time to get down. We are prepared to give them a ladder @BobServant
-Bob cheated a bit by spreading it over three tweets, but too good a quote to omit. And lets face it we've all been up that tree at one time or another.

9) @thebonaccord is that another brewery name I see on your board?! @the3judges
-And the great Lets wind-up the Bon Accord about Brewery names on its Beer board campaign gathers pace with other pubs now joining in. Next thing you know there will be a dedicated hashtag.

8) Best draught beer I've ever had on a train was when I smuggled my last pint out of a beer festival @robsterowski
-Yeah? what sort of train? Did you get the chassis number? Or whatever numbers it is you guys collect...

7) @robsterowski similar to my best beer drank in Nando's, smuggled out of the Bell Inn, Nottingham!  @Glasgow_Red
-Hope you took the glass back Joe, 'cos @thebellNott is now on Twitter

6) Things you don't often see in pubs. The sword 'Excalibur' as used in the film. Bolton Arms, Old Basing http://twitpic.com/5fsj38 @AdamSh
-Don't remember the film Bolton Arms, was it it an Ealing comedy? Oh, wait. Yeah I see what you mean now.

5) Velvet Elvis staff need to improve the service. Smiles hard to come by... @barbiographer
-Should've told them you only need 34 muscles in your face to make a smile, but 57 to make a frown.

4) First time in my life I've been in a bar where the staff had heard of The Bachelor Pad @robsterowski
- Funnily enough Bar staff knowledge of twee indiepop is getting its own logo in the next edition of the Good Beer Guide

3) I ain't a fan of the Pee Loiuse. It stinks of piss. Could do with a deep clean. A bit like half their regulars @rhodeshannah
-Kenny with a level of detail you just don't get in the Good Beer Guide

2) You know it's an entertaining evening when it's light when you leave the house, and light when you crawl home... @Molendinarbrew
-Or maybe its just an indicator of the time of year

1) In gallus. It isn't. @sundancemckid
-Brevity is truly the soul of wit. And of a good pub review

Friday, 17 June 2011

CAMRA Awards

This post was inspired by the results for the Champion Beer of Scotland (CBoS) 2011. Whilst drinking at the Scottish Real Ale Festival on the Thursday I was struck by how many people expressed surprise at the Gold, Silver and Bronze positions. The awards just didn't tally with ordinary drinkers experience of beers in the previous 12 months, with the sales pattern in the hall at the time or even with the SIBA awards the day before (albeit that competition having a separate nomination process).

Comments in this post are not directed at CBoS exclusively, rather at the overall structure of the competition process and tasting panels throughout CAMRA. Neither are they an attack on the Judges who sat on CBoS 2011. From the bus journey home after a days drinking I made some ill-judged remarks via Twitter that went over the top. Apologies for those, especially to @TheBeerCast who bravely identified himself publicly as part of the judging process which produced some contentious results. Clearly @TheBeerCast is qualified to taste and discuss beer. Indeed I look forward to his insider's view of the most controversial CBoS results in living memory and I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for his next Blog on the subject. That said the results coming from the CBoS judging process as a whole remain a concern and must be considered further if the prize is to retain its integrity.


Winning a CAMRA title like Champion Beer of Britain (CBoB) or its Scottish equivalent CBoS can make a huge difference to a brewery in terms of sales. Suddenly every pub and regional festival wants the winning beer on their bar with the coveted badge attached to the pumpclip. It is a valuable prize that can accelerate, and in some cases distort, a brewery's development. For CAMRA there is a great deal of credibility at stake: awarding prizes to ordinary beers whilst ignoring demonstratively better ones on the market undermines that organisations authority. This has a knock on effect in terms of weakening the impact of every public pronouncement it makes. Clearly then CAMRA has a duty to ensure that the nominated beer is worthy of the title Champion.

The long road to winning a gong starts at regional, branch and individual member level. CBoB for example categorises beer into one of 11 styles to which individual CAMRA members can make nominations via the pages of What's Brewing. Generally for a beer to make it to a National Final it would need to have won a prize at a local festival or be nominated from a regional tasting panel. When it comes to prize-giving at beer festivals a blind tasting system is used whereby the competition organizer alone knows the identity of the beers being sampled. Judges mark, discuss and ideally come to a consensus on the best beer being presented to them. Appearance, Aroma, Taste, Mouth-feel, After-taste should all be factors informing their deliberation. This process is repeated all the way up the chain until the top prize is eventually settled on. Then the arguments start.

Two immediate problems centred on the tasting panels jump out at me.


Firstly the competition organizers have to find approximately 20 to 30 willing participants on the first full afternoon of a festival to sit on the tasting panels. No problem, right. Just walk into the main hall, make a public announcement and a queue forms. But wait how many in that queue could explain the five factors above? And will they be at the head of that queue? Fair play to CAMRA, they've thought of this and have arranged training sessions where a basic course on tasting sets out the finer points of beer appreciation equipping the participant to put into words what we intrinsically already sense. Unfortunately most of the people who've been on these courses are CAMRA activist types and on the first full afternoon of a festival are likely to be serving beer, running product stalls, working the door, etc. Consequently a panel forms where there may be some experienced tasters sat beside someone roped in at the last minute who fancies a free drink, knows the organizer or just wants to help out. Absolutely nothing wrong with a mix of experience but too often I've seen the person with the vocabulary dominate discussions and skew the result towards their preferred taste. Verdict then becomes the choice of one or two individuals rather than a group consensus.

By having a basic entry level test along the lines of:

  • Can you describe the taste of this solution (Bitter, Sweet, Sour, Salt)?
  • Are you comfortable arguing your corner in a group discussion?
A more representative and productive group would be created. CAMRA's membership is pushing 125,000. From that population there must be sufficient volumes of suitable candidates. I suggest when What's Brewing publish the CBoB Nomination Form they include a few paragraphs explaining how blind tasting works, details on signing up for a tasting course and encourage those nominating to make themselves available for a pool of tasters to sit on neighbouring branch's panels. Then gradually make panel selection conditional on taste course completion.

Secondly there is the setting of the tasting panel: the beer festival. A one-off, annual event with a wide choice of beer. The aspect that lends itself to blind tasting also results in the introduction chance events. Even the most experienced drinker would struggle to identify all 100+ beers from the programme. But within that hall or on the way to the stillage the single cask of beer which determines competition success anything can go wrong. A sample size of one is not a reasonable basis for determining such an important outcome.

The Good Beer Guide doesn't rate pubs on the basis of one visit. CBoS and CBoB need to move more towards year round, more intensive measuring. Blind tasting in pubs isn't feasible, but with properly trained tasters there surely should be no need for it. The sole reason for blind tasting is to give the impression of fairness but this is largely a myth. No-one believes the sampling is 100% genuinely blind because distinctive beers stand out. There is even an argument for saying that if a taster can't identify a beer they drink on a regular basis then they shouldn't be on the panel in the first place. Moving away from the festival competition towards sampling in pubs brings the competition closer to where most beer is drunk.

The local Whetherspoons in Paisely runs a great competition called Battle of the Brewers. Over a weekend two Brewers have a selection of their range pitched head to head in sampling panels. Between Thursday and Sunday ordinary drinkers give their verdict. A cup style competition sees the winner through to subsequent rounds. By the end of the year an overall champion brewer is crowned and they'll have earned it by consistently producing quality throughout that time across their whole range.

Here I have identified two problems and hopefully two suggestions for a way forward. Using only taste course trained testers is something I see as being a short term measure that could be phased in. Moving to a scheme sampling beer year round is more of a long term proposition with the professionalising of beer judging something that could feed into its development producing more representative results. We must protect and strengthen the integrity of the awards we hand out.